Holocausto Piquete

Publicado: 28/09/2010 : 23:00 | Actualizado: 14/08/2021 : 03:18 | 15 comentarios

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Extrañas criaturas, mitad obrero sindicalista, mitad ferretería han sido vistas en distintos puntos de España, todo indica que a las 00:00 horas del 29 de septiembre pueden haber tomado el control del país.

Todos los dispositivos de seguridad se han activado y el ejército ha establecido un perímetro de seguridad en Madrid (al resto que les den)

Si tiene un búnker o refugio nuclear en casa, no pierda más tiempo y corra a encerrarse.

Puede seguir las últimas noticias sobre esta terrible catástrofe aquí #holocaustopiquete, un ejercicio espontáneo de humor ( nos hará falta mucho humor y paciencia)

Reconocimiento a http://twitter.com/JaimeRubio, autor del tag #holocaustopiquete y del blog La decadencia del Ingenio -Entrevista a jaime Rubio

Información alternativa en los canales de la resistencia aquí

Este fururku saldrá a la calle para mantenerles informados durante la madrugada.

Y eso que muchos dibujantes estamos en huelga...

00:15 horas...Miedoooo....

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29/06/2011 : 15:19 a las 15:19
Al final, en el corte inglés de Málaga, había más policías y encorbatados corteingleseros dirigiendo a la policía, que manifestantes.

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